Sloane is a girl who is often short, brown haired and has brown eyes. Sloane never talks and is extremely introvertive usually doesn't have many friends but that's ok because she likes it like that. She only has on friend and her friend is usually much popular that she is. Her friend usually has short blonde hair. She has always envied her one and only friend, but still wants to stay in the shadows.
y/f: "Hey, hru?"
h/f: "good."
y/f: "Ima go talk to Sloane-"
h/f: "who tf is that?"
y/f: "not again-"
h/f: "good."
y/f: "Ima go talk to Sloane-"
h/f: "who tf is that?"
y/f: "not again-"
by Imaddictedtoicecream January 23, 2022
Get the Sloanemug. A beautiful girl that looks like one of gods angels.
A fun person to be around.
Looks great in a bathing suit.
A fun person to be around.
Looks great in a bathing suit.
by Jzb3 January 2, 2012
Get the Mellisa sloanmug. that one girl who’s forever stuck in a high school mentality the rest of her life because she’s never had a nasty wake up call forcing her to actually live in real life. Often in an on and off relationship with one of more top tier frat guys in college, investment bankers post grad, or a trophy wife to a guy named Bryce, Tucker or Preston past age 27. Her girls always come first, even though she actually deep down hates her friends because they’re all mean and superficial like herself. Can be found dancing on elevated surfaces in a Tobi bodycon dress with a vodka soda in hand and a VIP band around her wrist, sipping rose and watching the bachelor with her #froomies, or making coffee runs in her leased BMW 3 series that she pretends she bought herself
*during sorority denominations*
Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards
Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards
by not sloane November 18, 2019
Get the Sloanemug. by PersonPeepGummyBear March 19, 2022
Get the Sloanemug. A person who’s name is Sloane and not Sloane. A Sloane can be nice, funny, kind, sort of a bitch sometimes and annoying.
by Howareyoudoing123 September 21, 2022
Get the Sloanemug. A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy.
by Ldv0101 December 13, 2020
Get the Sloanmug. by steezyboy69 March 4, 2019
Get the sloanmug.