Sloan

The prettiest person on earth, they have the coolest and most comforting room. They are great at giving hugs and are medium height, they might have a little gap in their front teeth that makes them look adorable and STUNNING. They might have some hard times but they are loyal and super funny.

"Have you seen someone slaying the day away?"

"Oh ya, that would be Sloan!"

by MothsBugsMushrooms January 05, 2024

sloan

sloans are typically hot af. they usually come with big tits. however if u manage to luck out there is a chance of them also having w thick ass as well. now unfortunately most of them dont have daddy issues so they will be way more innocent and way less likely to blow u. although they also arent bitches (most of the time) they also have a nice personality which is cool ig but damn, that ass.

guy 1: smash
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash

me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot

by John Herbert Survivor June 11, 2023

sloan

1. n. A toilet.
2. v. To use the toilet.

1. I need a sloan right now!
2. I just sloaned an hour ago, why do I feel like I need to sloan again?

by ManBlo August 08, 2023

herbert sloan

the most poggers person of all time

me : wow herbert sloan is sexy

by PoggersAmongUs January 06, 2022

luke sloan

(verb.)

When some rude ass kid invites him/herself over to your house and there is nothing you can do about it.

Bro my neighbor just pulled a luke sloan.

by hahanottellingumyname May 25, 2019

ashley sloan

The most basic white there is out there. Super nice and funny!!!!!!

she is sooooo an ashley sloan

by edentheeater December 05, 2016

Sloane Reilly

Someone who can't get over this person

Sloane Reilly get over this kid now or else I will slap you in the face.

by geena46 November 22, 2020