slippery scotsman

The act of blending watery diarrhea with a shot of Scotch whiskey and serving it to an unsuspecting victim.

I served Jim a Slippery Scotsman at Evan's party last night after finding he fucked my girlfriend. After he felt the warmth of the glass and the smell of the drink, he proceeded to vomit everywhere!

by DeezNizzuts December 13, 2008

Slippery Showdown

While fucking a girl from behind, you grab an alcoholic drink of some sort and continue drinking while still fucking.

Lastnight while I was banging this chick I gave her one hell of a Slippery Showdown

by AproudAlcoholic March 27, 2010

slippery walrus

When an elderly man spreads his cheeks for a young woman to insert her foot (at speed) into his well lubricated rectum.

Hey Dave, i heard pete was playing slippery walrus with your bird last night!

by osman hussain March 7, 2016

Slippery Slingshot

After your finished taking your girlfriend from the front, you pull out the condom full of semen.(she doesnt know you blew your load) While pretending to blow a load in her face, she closes her eyes which is when you take the condom and sling shot her in the eye.

Dude, i gave kelly the Slippery Slingshot and now shes blind.

by KJmagicSauce November 3, 2004

slippery pants

pants htat can easily be lost in public places

i bought a pair of slipery pants that then fell off in the middle of Hyde Park

by debkat August 11, 2003

Slippery sleeping bag

Where you use a whale's penis as a sleeping bag.

JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."

He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.

by JFromH May 15, 2009

Slippery Sleeping Bag

Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.

"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.

Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.

by amnsiac May 15, 2009