olympic slacker

An individual who, whether he or she knows it or not, displays great achievements in the slacker lifestyle. Extreme laziness, mild obesity, hygiene challenged, or combinations of all three are likely signs. Drugs and other special substances may or may not be related to the cause. It is more than likely that there not.

Man, I am such an olympic slacker. Its like what, five in the afternoon, I haven’t bathed, brushed my teeth, and I'm still walking around in my now smelly sleepwear from last night.

by R***** October 16, 2008

slacker

a person that does not attend any classes for more than half the week, regardless of the fact that he is failing at least one of them.

Winston is a slacker, because he plays PS2 instead of going to class or doing hishomework.

by whoknows? November 6, 2003

SlackersUNITE

A group of great friends noun Comes from the words slacker and United.

The SlackersUNITE went to see a movie together, they had a lot of fun!

by mris April 6, 2005

Activewear Slacker

This is your typical college student that will show up to class wearing sweatpants/track pants, a hooded sweatshirt and slippers. From the ankles up they look as though they are warming up for an upcoming foot race. Though, most often, they are unable to contribute anything meaningful to class or to the world around them.

Next time your in class look behind you towards the back of the room... That is where the activewear slacker resides.

by wigglethattoe July 5, 2009

slacker

One who walks a slackline

slacklining makes you a slacker.

by Adam Pudliner July 29, 2006

Slacker Sack

A laptop bag or messenger bag being used as a back pack.

Its hard to fit all these books into my Slacker Sack.

by the_toad September 24, 2005

Slacker

A person who avoids his work or duties.
A person who evades military service in the war time.
(as described in Tech N9ne's "Slacker")

Slacker: "I don't need a job, I can just become a rapper like Tech N9ne!"

by InfamousThe6 February 9, 2009