Sobbing Skeeter

When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.

A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.

by jgibso October 1, 2006

Skeeter Frampton

When someone ejaculates on another person's upper lip in a moustache fashion and then lays pubic hair on the skeet to form a makeshift moustache.

Jerry totally passed out last night at the party. I gave him the hairiest Skeeter Frampton hahaha.

by Browneson April 19, 2008

skeeter

a technique of spitting from under the tongue. gleet

That kid can skeeter on you from his desk.

by Mike in Texas June 6, 2005

Seesters

Often described as "Sisters" . Commonly used in Northern states.

" Wheres my little seesters ? "

by Vannerbug April 3, 2010

skeeter valentine

Alternate title for a scanny;

Hey you wanna rip a skeeter valentine?

by Indian4Life January 9, 2008

skeeter

a busted chick who has definitely "been around the block" and has been known to a "village bicycle". usually who is of decent enough attractivness to be considered good enough to take a second look at but would be detramental to your honor as a man to do anything sexual with.

Holy cow steve! Did you just see that chick that just walked by that was walking with a stick up her butt? She was definitely a skeeter.

by SAWGY29 January 31, 2008

skeeter

When a boy nuts

Jessica said he skeetered in her mouth.

by Anonymous May 3, 2003