Simi Valley

A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California.

She lives in Simi Valley

by Mathura August 19, 2004

Sigrid

Really hot, pretty, gets all the boys in bed

I slept with Sigrid yesterday.

by jehfjr March 26, 2019

simi valley

Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.

"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."

by Kaboom December 31, 2004

Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!

What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.

by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010

siiri

Siiri is a princess who eats cookies and a lot of carrots. She also likes One Direction and 5 SOS. Also, she is very intellingent and all siiris have Winnie Pooh bandaids.

Siiri is my best friend.

by Soijanuudeli May 24, 2017

similo

Beautiful girl, that it looks young for always;African name.

Very funny girl when she’s drunk, strong girl, brave girl that’s helps her family, she look young but she’s intelligent so be careful because she knows she’s mature, she need to be more open for opportunities, and to listen more to people from other culture, she likes kids also.

“Similo is very sweet”
Similo I’m going to tell you something that you don’t know”
“I’m serious similo”

by Similo July 1, 2019

simi valley

hell hole usa, curfew and cops with nothin better to do

that place teh sucks cause its simi valley

by datsunface October 6, 2004