The penis munching son of a gun pissed off his Dad so much his PlayStation along with his hopes and dreams were destroyed by his Daddy’s penis.
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The philosophy of living life without owning more than one needs regardless of the financial value of their current belongings that include selective social connections with people and recreational choices.
I follow a philosophical lifestyle called simplism where I own what i need , enjoy contacts with others and the environment in a way that makes me happy regardless of the price of possession or experience so long as it makes me satisfied and happy.
by phiandme June 4, 2019
Get the simplism mug.The act of pure and complete subordination of a male towards a female counterpart. When a male assumes the most compliant, agreeable and slave like behaviour possible towards a female for little to no benefit.
I cannot believe that Matt is still paying rent for his ex-girlfriend after he moved out 2 months ago, that is utter simplicity.
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dumbass friend: Nah Nah nah bruh you gone be good, you just simpin, man.
dumbass friend: Nah Nah nah bruh you gone be good, you just simpin, man.
by skrtskrrrttt August 27, 2019
Get the simpin mug.Simping is leaving ur guys for a girl.Such as choosing her over your bro just because ur horny.If your boy wants to facetime with u and you dont because your chatting to a girl your simping.
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