Shwooked

To be incredibly high, baked, ripped, etc.

Guy One: Dude i was so shwooked last night!

Guy Two: Did you smoke the whole G?

by MagRezz April 26, 2009

Shwankle

a device used to enlarge you penis by 85 percent.

dude pass me that shankle.
hey man its my turn with the shwankle.
stop hogging the shwankle!

by jebidiah1212 November 4, 2010

shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014

shwanker

A combination of words Shwamy (slimy) and Wanker (one who partakes in vigorous, inappropriate self pleasure)

"That guy is such a Shwanker! He tried to grope me and grope himself at the same time!"

by shelly says April 16, 2016

sqwonky

When something has gone wrong or weird. Also if one made a mistake

We tried to take the picture, but a got a little sqwonky.

by TheSmartPansexualInTheCorner June 28, 2017

Shwoketh

The state of being shook and woke the same time

Wow dude I'm so shwoketh right now

by George O'Connor August 27, 2017

Shwankle

A swollen ankle

Damn shaniqwah your damn shwankle fat as hell

by Marinatina September 28, 2017