Schrödinger's Native

Non-native English speaker who might get 2.5 in IELTS but gets offended when someone makes a slight mistake while using English.

-Can you help me do this?
-It's 'doing'. You will read more in English.
-Shut up Schrödinger's Native

by roughweed August 23, 2020

Schrodinger's Clit

When your crush sends you a picture and for a blissful moment before you open it it exists as both a nude and not a nude.

A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger

Erwin: I still haven't opened Dee's Snap in case it's a nude.

Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?

Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit

by DoctorNumbers January 5, 2021

Schrödinger's crabs

Schrödinger's crabs means, you can't have an STD/STI without getting tested.

Do you have an STD? I don't know. Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.

by _Schrödinger_ March 8, 2021

Schrödinger's Horny

When someone says something horny and waits until after people give their reactions to decide whether or not they were serious. If people seem uncomfortable or start laughing, they treat it like it was meant to be a joke the entire time.

"Jason asked Jessica to step on him, but laughed like he had made the funniest joke ever when she told him he was disgusting."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."

by Dyspros December 17, 2021

Schrödinger's Gay

A non-binary or agender person that is neither gay (attracted to the same gender) nor straight (attracted to the opposite gender), because there is no definitive opposite gender

Person 1: Hey, since you are dating a dude now, does that make you gay, or are you still straight?
Person 2: Well, since I don't have a gender, I can't be gay or straight
Person 1: So... like Schödingers cat, both gay and straight at the same time?
Persno 2: Yeah, basically I am a Schrödinger's Gay

by Dounut3409 June 25, 2022

schrödinger's cat

A hypothetical cat subjected to the difficult job of being both alive and dead at the same time for all eternity.

Schrödinger's cat is dead.
Schrödinger's cat is not dead.

by Zi October 3, 2004

Schrodinger's Friend

Schrodinger's Friend is a friend that is more like an enemy than a friend example: You: hey Joe how's it going?
Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.

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by Legobatman2139 June 19, 2021