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cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)
I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.
by HayleyComments June 1, 2018
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saggy asshole spreading

When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass
My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.
by BobalobLOLLOL April 19, 2018
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Screaming Glass

A drinking vessel into which an inebriated individual howls vociferously into in order to produce a variety of sounds. The glass may be moved in such a manner to change pitch or tone, or to add tremolo or vibrato.
Brett drained his Duvel tulip in order to use it as a screaming glass before snorting flecks of Goldschlager off of the bar.
by mcmike101 August 10, 2009
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shedding caterpillars

FFS, why is that girl shedding caterpillars on the train?
by great tit. May 14, 2011
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Shieating

Taking a shit and eating at the same time.

Pronounced like sheet-ing
"Wyd"
"Eating ravioli."
"Where are you?"
"The bathroom"
"Dude, are you shieating again?"
by Haidengombash March 15, 2016
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Screaming Bee

When you take your prosthetic leg and insert it into the anus of your lover. The leg looks like a stinger of a bee, and since such an act is painful it causes the recipient to scream.
Stranger gave Waifu the screaming bee.
by viktus August 8, 2016
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Screaming Owl

Snatching /screaming owl

Where a woman rides you cowgirl position, during this sge reaches behind her and snatches the exposed males jewels and stuffs them into her anus. This causes the male to scream like the Tasmanian masked owl to which the female mimics.
Fuck mate, my balls are still recovering from Sarah shoving them up her ass. I love it when she whips out a screaming owl.
by lillystrange December 30, 2016
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