Stonks

When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.

*At the store*

Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please"

Me - "Stonks"

by honestly just bored June 27, 2019

shankstard

the smartest people to ever exist on planet earth

That shankstard is so sexy and attractive, I bet he gets a lot of bitches

by shankstard October 23, 2022

shinky shonk

A shinky shonk is someone who is dumb and cannot complete tasks in a simple manner

Oh Erin stop being a shinky shonk, just ask him out already

by Lilsypop01011 March 15, 2017

shonka

1 in the pink, 2 in the stink. When a person sticks one finger in the puss and two fingers in ass.
OR sticking up the pointer finger, bending the middle finger down, sticking the ring and pinky finger up, and setting the thumb bent above the middle finger.

Preferred by all anal freaks.

Shonk it! That bitch is a slut so I gave her the shonka. Throw up the shonka!

by ANAL Lova December 15, 2008

Shanks

Abbreviation of Shuttup and Thanks.
Commonly used when you want someone to cut their story short, yet in a polite way.

Beccy: Omfg, Carl tried to unzip my pants last night and then he told me..
Tracy: Uh shanks. *walks off*

by no, who are you. December 20, 2009

Stonks

A pair of testicles

It's enough to make a man go home and throw his stonks on the fire.

by Daddy Primetime December 30, 2009

shonk

The sound emitted when a baby is nursing on the mammalian breast for nourishment. A slang term used to describe an individual who has "babyish" behaviors, even as an adult.

You are such a shonk titty!

by Ricky Casino July 8, 2007