Skank shank

A term of endearment for one's penis.

"So then I bent her over and gave her my skank shank."

by Kbrownbeatdown June 18, 2009

Car Shank

Hitting another car repeatedly with your own.
Also may refer to hitting another person with your car.
Usually a result of road rage.

That jerk cut me off, so I car shanked him.

by Laughing Ninja January 22, 2010

Rusty Shank

A dirty, male penis. The male with a Rusty Shank has sex with multiple partners, generally over the course of a day, and stabs that knob in any hole he can penetrate. The hallmark of the Rusty Shank is neglecting to wash the genitals in between sexual encounters.

After banging his secretary at the office, Roger left and picked up a prostitute for a quick $10 anal. He then went home to his wife and fed her a Rusty Shank while watching Netflix.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

Shankmeister

A person who is often mistaken for another name, commonly Shank in the replacement of the last name Shane.

That boy is such a shankmeister, you can never get his last name right.

by Buzzandbirdy January 12, 2010

shank wank

The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.

I'm gonna have me a shank wank!

by efildrot September 24, 2013

Shank and Wank

When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.

Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.

by Jascebalon July 9, 2016

Shankly

An action in which a person who was one of your closest friends decides to leave you for the shitfaces and then only talk to you about their "issues".

God dammit jerry, chris be tryin to pull a shankly on us.

by Shanky slayer August 2, 2016