Shoblin Goblin

Shoblin Goblins are mythical creatures that prey on the cereal supply in people's houses. It is well known that their favorite meal is corn flakes. Although typically nocturnal, Shoblin Goblins have been known to occasionally camp outside Walmart Supercenters waiting for people to exit with corn flakes in their shopping carts. Their primary form of attack is breaking into homes and rolling up to the foot of a person's bed, before screaming "Gimmie all your corn flakes bitch" and flailing around. If a person makes eye contact with a Shoblin Goblin at night, they enter a form of sleep paralysis and proceed to shit and piss themselves at the same time. To make the situation worse, they have to powerlessly watch as the Shoblin Goblin tears apart their pantries in search of corn flakes. Shoblin Goblins are short in stature, and relatively passive unless corn flakes are involved. Their voices are said to sound like Golem from lord of the rings but more congested. In the event that you are faced with a Shoblin Goblin, it is important to remember to call your resident Shleeble warrior to come kill it.

Did you hear what happened to Demetrius the other day?! He got jumped by a Shoblin Goblin and might not ever eat a box of cornflakes again!

by Cheeble November 21, 2020

soobin.lvr

is a underrated kpop fanpage that makes good content

hey have you seen soobin.lvr’s new tik tok?

by soobin.lvr December 12, 2020

soobinqq

soobinqq is a kpop stan on tiktok that post every 5 minutes

person A: hey did you see soobinqq’s new post? person B: which one?

by .junhyuk on tiktok 🙌

by .junhyuk on tiktok 🙌🙌 December 18, 2020

soobinqq

The best fanboy on tiktok (along with fagnako) ‼

Made by hhyewonscake on tiktok ‼

friend- soobinqq is the best fanboy on tiktok

Me- aren't they everyones favorite tho?

by hhyewonscake December 20, 2020

shobiocanon

shobiocanon is one of my favorite mutuals literally so funny man also a tobio kinnie? a bonus.

a very cool mf, very happy to be mutuals with them happy

have u heard of shobiocanon?
ofcourse i have, we’re literally mutuals u fucking idiot

by shobiomarried March 4, 2021

shobiocannon

the funniest person you will ever meet. they’re so sweet and caring you have to violently resist the urge to make out with them on the spot.

my favorite mutual? oh, it’s shobiocannon!

by tfisjulia March 25, 2021

Shabina

Her big almond shaped eyes and cute little button nose give her a look of innocence. She has flawless glowing smooth skin, a defined feminine jawline and full lips, all of which are perfectly proportioned.

Shabina is blessed with natural beauty in her facial features and a natural, elegant, curvy body.

by anonymous November 24, 2021