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De-sheath

To temporarily remove one's foreskin, such that one may engage in dick-to-dick combat with their genitals, without damaging their precious foreskin.
Friend 1: Yo bruh, you wanna sword fight?
Friend 2: Aye bruh, lemme de-sheath first
by Dr Wizard May 2, 2018
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shmelton

when its hot and humid outside and your nutsack sticks to your inner thigh
WOW its hot i have a nansty ass freggin shmelton...
by brenden alley November 10, 2005
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shmeaty

She gave me a shmeaty
by Embeddedairman August 11, 2016
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shmeab

tool, or plug;
oh billy ur such a shmeab
by daniel morgan donaldson March 3, 2009
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shmeetbog

a verb, always spoken in a thick Russian accent, to suggest a dirty sexual act. To "shmeetbog" means to get down with,(i.e. to fuck the shit out of, to get nasty with. It is not shmeetbog without the Russian accent--this is imperative.
"Damn girl, I'd shmeetbog that one all day and all night...he's a cutie"
by sexyrusssianblondie420 February 26, 2009
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shmattas

Noun
Yiddish
1. a rag
2. anything shabby
3. (Clothing & Fashion) (modifier) clothes: a jocular use the shmatte trade
"Can I use that shmattas to clean this?"
"We're poor now so we must wear shmattas"
"That shmattas looks good on you!"

Another word for shmattas is shmatte
by TheCageByRuthMinskySender,3 August 16, 2011
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smeath

Nasty stuff that builds up on sex toys when not cleaned.
I found my moms sex toys, she must never wash them cause they were covered in smeath.
by Cnote85 November 13, 2013
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