Shloorp

When someone hits you so hard and you have no words to say

*gets punched* Oh shloorp!

by thisbiatchcake September 23, 2016

shlurp the brodie

Suck ya homies dick.
No homo though

I’m down to shlurp the Brodie real good.

by Holy cunt October 1, 2017

shlurp my shmeat

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus

"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"

by tekritin February 7, 2018

Shloople

This phrase was used to describe the bronze coins collected by Lord Nooth in the movie Early Man. He would sit beside a large plate full of coins made of bronze while putting them in his hands and say "shlooples! I love my shlooples!" .

A man can't have enough shlooples!

by Zazzy February 24, 2018

Shloop

To squeeze through a tight spaces like a condom

Trey: im bout to hop in the hot tub
Mel: you better shloop in there, there's toonly many people

by R.Sanchez August 12, 2018

shlormp

Sucking something so good it can be heard from across the (large distance).

Amy was really shlormping that ice cream bar.

by Badfoxdragon February 21, 2019

shloopy

to be tired or sleepy and happy at the same time

Sam is looking real shloopy today because she’s tired but she’s also happy to be with her friends

by alexleighmcc May 13, 2019