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Shitshot

A shot consisting of small amounts of several kinds of liquor, typically made by teenagers or other groups who want to get drunk but are worried that if they take a full shot of one kind of liquor at a time the amount they take won’t go unnoticed. Named because, as implied, they usually taste like absolute shit, and are purely for efficiency.
I took like 3 shitshots last night, they tasted like I vomited up an apple into a jar of warm piss but damn did it work.
by Glossyplane542 October 4, 2023
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Shitshot

You grab a 1911 loaded up with explosive .45 ACP rounds, aim for the holy chocolate starfish of your friend, and blast away into their prolapsed anal cavity, spraying shit all over the handgun and yourself, covering every inch with shit and blood.
I don’t know how, but my friend just survived their 6th shitshot!!
by DookFUCK!!! March 22, 2024
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Shitshot

A professional sex move where you aim a 1911 loaded with explosive rounds at your friend or family members chocolate starfish whilst prolapsed. Once ready you unload the whole magazine Into the opened anal cavities, spewing shit all over the gun and yourself, perfectly covering it and you. You then let it crust on you and the gun for the duration your handy helper is recovering.
Sorry I’m covered in this, my uncle wanted to give me a shitshot a few days ago, he’s currently recovering after it!
by DookFUCK!!! March 23, 2024
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Shitship

If you and your friends have a toxic friendship
"My friend keeps calling me a dumbfuck!" Thats a shitship.
by jubemdabem April 8, 2024
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Shidosha

also known as Shidosha Ronald Hodges aka an Internet troll who is 36 and has no direction. It scares the hell of the younger kids. Known to be an amateur commentator.
See that guy, he's a shidosha. Dont be a Shidosha.
by BabayWtat April 10, 2024
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shitshark

Shitshark: a word to describe feminist cancer white women, or undesirable white women who are unable to attract white males, so they must stoop to the lowest of the lowest pools of men, where they will attract an Indian male. Not to be confused with their closely related cousin the “Mudshark”, who only thirsts for black males, the Shitshark only thirsts for Indian males…the shitshark’s pool fall into a lower caste system than the mudshark’s pool.

The Indian male being the shit that the Shitshark desires will typically mate with the Shitshark for a step up on the human-capitol totem-poll ensuring that his spawn will be a little less brown-skinned, and therefore gain more human-capitol than himself. Or perhaps, the Indian male will mate with the Shitshark to obtain citizenship in a western country far away from the 3rd world shit hole that they originate from. similarly to the mudhsark’s prey which are black males, the Indian male could also mate with the Shitshark so that he can be economically taken care of, exchanging sex and intimacy for food and shelter.

Finally, the main reason we differentiate shitsharks from mudsharks, is that Indian people not only shit in the streets & wipe with bare hands, but also, they enjoy eating cow shit as a delicacy. whereas mudshark prey (black males) do not typically eat shit and publicly shit in the streets.

Credit: Jan & Geoff
That Shitshark loves going to tandoori flame buffet, it’s her main pool for picking up jeets (jeets = Indian men).
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Shitshee

Portuguese-English word for excrement.
Luiz is a piece of shitshee
by MeriamJimster July 4, 2024
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