dick ass shit

its the person next to you

YOUR A DICK ASS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019

Shit in the Dick

When you doing anal and she forgets to wipe her ass and shit goes into your dick

"Ahh shit man!" Says A
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"

by Nemsisxd January 27, 2018

shit on my dick

Prison slang referring to anal sex.

"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".

by raydio April 4, 2006

shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Shit on nigga dick

1. To completely ruin your day/night, situation or event. "Nigga" typically refers to self but also refers to others when sharing someone elses misfortune.

2. An excited utterance when alone or with a group encountering an attractive female. (Unlikely to score you a phone number or date if said within earshot of female). "Nigga" refers to self.

1. "Man everything was going perfect. I was just about to hit that ass. But then her momma showed up with the cops and shit on nigga dick."

2. "Daaaamn look at her. She can shit on nigga dick anytime.

by Dwight Zombie July 25, 2019

shit on my dick

Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".

Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!

by TrippinBallz August 10, 2008

Shit Out My Dick

The act of Shitting out of ones Penis. Usually occurs when greatly excited.

Shane and Michael does the Kaboomerang
Spectator: "I Just Shit Out My Dick"

by Kaboom Krew March 3, 2011