stealing the monkey's banana

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

by Alex Conway January 20, 2009

Sheating

(Verb) When you take a shit and eat at the very same time.

Last tuesday Franklin the turtle had to shit and hadnt eaten all day.
So franklin decided to save time by sheating.

by Calvin Broadus III January 25, 2010

shealyn

The sweetest girl you will ever meet in your whole life. An attractive middle schooler has a loving boyfriend. She will always be by your side and will always make you feel great when you are feeling down. She is the best looking girl that had braces once in her life and without braces, she looks even better.

Shealyn is the best looking girl in the whole wide world.

by happyproudrainbow November 7, 2019

Stealing December

A kick ass band out of Newark, Delaware who needs to have more all ages shows because their fans under 21 can't see them as often as they would like.

Guy 1: "I'm bored. Let's go to that Stealing December show tonight!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, lets go!"

by Girl in the green scarf. March 3, 2009

Stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth

Our lying friend Emmeline tried to convince us that she had the saying "stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth" accepted by Urban Dictionary. This was clearly not true, so now the saying refers to the action of lying about having one's Urban Dictionary suggestions accepted.

Emmeline: Mate, that's well brenga!

You: What? Wtf does "brenga" mean?

Emmeline: Haven't you heard? Everyone's saying it. I made it up and Urban Dictionary accepted it, now it's their Word of the Day.

You: Low it mate, you're stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth again innit!

by Papa Tredz September 28, 2013

Shealynn

weird, yet loveable; a little obsessive

That kid has the weirdest interests, but is a total Shealynn.

by spice8girl April 16, 2008

Stealing Grass

the act of being in a place where one does not belong; to trespass.

Alex: Is that guy stealing grass?
Manny: No, hes allowed to be here, hes the maintenance guy.

by StreetBikeTakeover June 6, 2010