Shea The Muffin

A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies

"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"

by macado genious1 April 7, 2023

Shea Elyse

Shea fills people with butterflies and has the eyes of the bluest ocean that no one can take their eyes off of. Her lips shine and she has the most beautiful smile that is drop dead gorgeous. She loves to ride horses and she is a huge animal lover. Shea has a huge goofy side to her too that will make you laugh or smile. She will always do her best to make you blush and smile. Shea will always brighten up your mood when you're down and make sure you open up your feelings with her. She will never leave you behind and she will always be with you no matter what.

If you piss her off or otherwise leave her in a haunted ranch with a Ouija Board alone, she will round house kick your ass and make sure you feel it.

If you are good Friends with Shea, don't ever let her leave your life. Make sure she stays with you forever and let her know that you need her in your life...

"Hey? Did you see Shea Elyse recently riding her horse?"

"Oh god yeah... I can't stop looking at her. She's so beautiful. She gives me the butterflies."

by MargaretKnight27 November 22, 2021

Addison Shea Music

Addison Shea is a indie folk musician.

Did you hear Addison Shea's new song? You should buy some Addison Shea music Merch! She has an awesome website called addisonshea.com!

by cameron878 February 16, 2022

Shea

A person with a huge D I C K and I mean HUGE

Mikey: my wang is the biggest
Anyone else: no Shea’s is!!!!

by Mikey has a small dick November 4, 2020

Shea

Shea is really nice. However, she thinks that she is really smart when really she has a B in math. For example, she thinks fab lab is sewing, but then corrects herself and said it is stem for girls. Both options are wrong.

Shea is sweeper.

by Coconutcowgirl March 1, 2019

Shea

Shea’s have blond hair and are super sweet, sheas are super intelligent, and kind they love sports and art, Shea’s love clothes and games, they also love movie

Boy 1 How was your date?
Boy 2 it was amazing she was a total Shea

by gymnastics 33 December 14, 2021

Shea

A human on the planet of mars who is a screaming liberal and tries to touch guys pollas.

Person 1: Is that Shea
Person 2: no cuz she’s not touching any bodies polla!

by DSRPHASWEIRD May 13, 2019