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Sharpie

A modern legend, a man looked up to as a hero. Originating from C.Sharpe, the man from peterborough who invented the legendary SharpieTM marker. C. Sharpe then became an uberr pimp, and may take what he wishes from the female sex.
Guy 1 "OMG that guys awesome! look at how the ladies love him"
Guy 2 " Such a Sharpie"
by bobby714 June 29, 2008
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Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night
by anonymous November 6, 2020
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Sharpie Fever

When one acquires a still-inky sharpie and excessively draws on anything and/or anyone who will let them. Sharpie fever induced drawings include but are not limited to: tacky drawn-on jewelry, scribbles and doodles on any piece of blank anything, fake tattoos, and penis drawings on face. Usually sharpie fever abates when the sharpie runs out of ink. Similar to Scissor Sickness, when the urge to cut anything, especially paper and clothing, becomes overwhelming.
While going through the art drawer, Emma found an unopened blue sharpie. In a fit of sharpie fever, she scribbled designs on her arms and attempted to give herself highlights.

At school, sharpies are often banned, not because students sniff them, but because the extensive cases of sharpie fever are difficult to deal with.
by sodkrgnkoas August 21, 2013
mugGet the Sharpie Fevermug.

Green Sharpie

In an event setting, when someone is being annoying or creepy. Asking for a green sharpie means get them away from me.
David asked his handler for a green sharpie when I creepy customer asked for a dick pic.
by Joyfuldead March 8, 2023
mugGet the Green Sharpiemug.

Sharpie Fucker

Somebody who uses a sharpie as a dildo... I guess you can use it In anal too???
by Eteled's_cum November 23, 2021
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sharpie shop

To attack a photo with a sharpie or other permanet marker. usually happens right after a break-up or fight.
After she and Mark's nasty break-up, she decided to sharpie shop every photo she had of him.
by ABERZOMBIE!! March 7, 2010
mugGet the sharpie shopmug.

Sharpy

Damn son, your barber gave you the sharpy.

I got an haircut appointment at 8, about to get this sharpy.
by Youngin867 March 7, 2022
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