shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed

I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

Shard Card

Payments made with Meth.

A tweakers preferred 'Meth'od of payment is the Shard Card

by Ti'Era August 26, 2021

liquid shard

A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.

Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.

by Mexican midget June 30, 2017

Shard varking

A newly addicted Methamphetamine addict, who is constantly searching for shards on the ground, and will put literally anything he finds in his meth pipe and tries smoking it. He can even have a qtr oz. in his pocket, and his search still continues..

NEIGHBOR #1; "Holy canoli, Karen! Do you see that mfer across the way?!!"

NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"

by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024

shard

The action of shitting while farting.

I sharded on my mate last night.

by Big Sharder March 18, 2020

bangin shards

‘Banging shards’ is shardy Ketamine that is good.

- when the ket is decent and is shards not balls.
- kezza

Dealer -“ got some K in”
Customer - “is it bangin shards ?”

by Matrix86402 July 10, 2018

Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011