Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023

Shaning

The act of eating pussy and after she squirts all her juices into your mouth you spit them back into her mouth

I gave Megan a good ol Shaning last night after she squirted in my mouth

by Rabid Squirrel83 April 29, 2023

Shafting

When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning

"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."

by Heeheeheeeeeeee June 9, 2023

shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.

Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.

by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023

shaning

Shaning is the act of a rage cheating.

Who's Shane? Shane is a retard who rage cheats with a dogshit bypass and blames the cheat!

EXAMPLE: "This kids f*cking shaning his a$$ off"

by shanes disciple July 16, 2024

Shanging

Shining and hanging movements combined

You have to excuse me my chain shanging

by Famous Carney February 15, 2024

Slanting

To piss someone off to a high degree. Similar to tilting but usually used in the context of someone doing it somebody else.

Aaron: This guy is slanting me!

by Secondrival April 2, 2024