Shadowbating

Phantom masturbation as you see a lot of people use nowadays. The participant acts as if they are masturbating and sometimes concludes with a fake ejaculation. It is usually used as sarcasm or a way to show displeasure. The word is a play on the boxing technique of shadowboxing.

Tom: Rick, you look like a transvestite.
Rick: *acts as if he is masturbating*
Tom: Quit shadowbating.

by Mollywood34 September 27, 2012

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Shadowbag

To place the shadow of one's testicles on the shadow of another's forehead

My wife fell asleep in the chair so I turned on a lamp in the corner and shadowbagged her.

by Cindymee December 1, 2015

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Shädmänification

The corruption of otherwise safe for work material by way of "art", this action is mostly performed on artwork though shadmanification is not limited to works of fiction it can also be done to facets of reality such as people and physical objects.

Oh God that's horrible! That's downright shädmänification

by Artist to some June 23, 2019

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