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Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland
I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.
by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022
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debo season

Debo season is what you say before you rob someone as a warning or just talking to a friend or family member.
" hey I like that, better keep an eye on it, its debo season"
by Share November 12, 2007
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jerky seasoning

The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.
John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.
by Halevi January 29, 2015
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eating season

The period of time from Thanksgiving (or perhaps as early as Halloween depending on regional traditions) until Super Bowl Sunday, where every event involves an outrageous volume of food and everyone gets hugely fat.
I’m up two pants sizes since the start of eating season. I really have to dial it back. Wanna go grab a burger?
by Captain Walleye December 20, 2018
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Suicide season

Suicide season is the second album and best by the metalcore band bring me The horizon. Suicide season is the album were bmth changed their deathcore sound and made a heavy metalcore album. Everything in the album is excellent(excluding “it was written in blood”) in my opinion it’s repetitive and I don’t like the parts where oli sings “like roses” it just sounds like a dying dog.
These are my 4 recommended songs out of this album:
1- sleep with one eye open: my favourite bmth song, and the heaviest out of this album. Brutal breakdown at the end. Drop G tunning

2- Chelsea smile: do you even consider a fan of bmth if you haven’t listened to this. Brutal breakdowns and “legendary” chorus. Drop Bb or Drop A#

3 -the comedown: best opening song an album can have. Heavy song with a brutal breakdown. Drop Bb

4-death breath: heavy song and very easy to play(as everything in this album lmao) not as heavy as the ones up and a weaker breakdown but I love the sound of it. Drop G
Boy 1: holy shit amo and that’s the spirit are the heaviest things ever I love it!
Boy 2: have you even heard suicide season. That’s the best and it’s heavy af : *plays diamonds aren’t forever*
Boy 1: That’s garbage I hate... S C R E A M O
It’s sounds like a cat getting obliterated

Boy 2: This is not screamo dipshit, it’s metalcore
Boy 3: You guys don’t know nothing about heavy <:v *starts playing “Traitors never play hangman”

Boy 1: I’m out of here your music sucks... Bye
by ChelseaSmileXz April 2, 2019
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Cut Season

A season of your life in which you cut all unnecessary bullshit and people out.
"Do you still talk to what's her name?"

"She was too much, and it's cut season. I'm done with her."
by junk chain July 10, 2019
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busy season

The four-to-six month long exploitation by Partners of people in their primes, generally in their 20s. This term is used as a "valid" excuse to get the exploited to gain anywhere from ten to one hundred pounds, develop several addictions, give up any semblance of a social life and learn to view the Partners as something similar to a totalitarian ruler.

During busy season, it is required that each employee work a minimum of 50 charge hours per week or else they are considered a liability to the firm and dead weight. Failure to do this leads to public humiliation and a lowering of future wages and promotion possibilities.

The Partners will tend to use "busy season" to the lawmakers to convince them to legalize sweatshops in first world countries, only with fewer rights and privileges.

During busy season, the exploited are expected to overcome any illnesses, birth defects, funerals, other medical disasters and most of all, sleep, in order to help the Partners fund the purchase of a golden statue of their dogs.
Doctor: Son, you will need this emergency heart operation within two weeks.
Patient: I wish I could Doc. It's busy season right now.
Doctor: Ah yes, I completely understand. Good luck with that!
by Busy Season Slave February 27, 2011
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