Sesarius

Could tear up your pussy

Sesarius

by Lookism November 23, 2021

semarl

Semarl is a person to stay away from, they might be a kaffir or they might be kulud or indian semarls are very annoying and very dumb but they can also be sometimes smart semarl likes little kids but thats not surprising after all semarl is a kaffir

What is that in the bin?…oh its semarl looking for food and shitty capetown stories

by TOP OUENS SA October 25, 2022

Dick Samaritan

Someone who brags every time they do a good deed to make them look good. Also someone who makes a spectacle of themselves when they do something nice or inconveniences others with their good deeds.

Chris took a picture of his hand putting money into the Salvation Army kettle and posted it on Instagram. Chris is a Dick Samaritan.

Mike bragged on social media about paying for the coffee of the person behind him in the drive thru. Mike just do the good deed, don't look for accolades. What a Dick Samaritan.

The Dick Samaritan in front of me on the way to work this morning stopped his car every 10 feet to let someone onto the road, causing me to be late for work.

by Sweetiegirl77 November 15, 2018

Bird Samaritan

A good Samaritan who walks around removing Bird scooters from public sidewalks, etc.

It was nice of that Bird Samaritan to move those discarded scooters out of the way.

by Okiekdsjfhs;ajf May 10, 2019

dirty smarika

Dirty smarika is a girl that is ravishing and gorgeous and everyone wants to have sex with her or makeout with her.

She is wild but is good at every little thing.

Uhh she is a dirty smarika.i wish i could get her

by Oh yeah okay whatevss May 13, 2020

bad samaritan

A protagonist of a story made by Pastor Titus Diamondhook that was mentoned in the first episode of a show called "G" is for Jesus

Titus Diamondhook: "And the story goes the traveler is robbed and beaten and left to die on the side of the road, now a priest walks by the traveler, but he keeps walking, he leaves him to die and then a second holy man walks and then he looks at the traveler, but then he keeps walking, he leaves him to die, now a third man, a samaritan walks to the traveler...and he beats him, he punches him, he kicks him, he pushes him into the dirt..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"

by Summon Tufak August 19, 2021

Da homie searing

Da Homie Searing is a young athletic male with short brown hair. AKA Jake is a well know Lax player who is probably the best athlete of all time. Michael Jordan once called Da homie asking him for advice. His drip is on a whole new level starting with him modernizing the Bass Pro Shops hat. Jake is an excellent photographer who is just an outstanding student that really works his butt off. Absolute hammer if yk what I mean. Jake is an even better person; he often finds himself at soup kitchens during his free time helping the homeless. Jake is actually considering becoming the 50th president of our proud United States. As for jakes personality traits he is a loving, caring, compassionate, empathetic, the type of guy you would bring home to your parents. Da homie believes in a better world and is working everyday to make the earth a better place whether that is cleaning up litter or donating to a number of charities.

OMG I think I just saw Da Homie Searing in person saving a cat from a tree.

by Ava Plank November 19, 2021