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Jerry Seismograph

The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.
“Jerry Seismograph, you know, “maybe groomed?” “Statutory Rape?” “Allen Iverson?”, The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.
by JohnnyBrav69 April 1, 2023
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Diet Sexism

When someone says something that sounds sexist but isn't because it's backed up by culture, history, or science. (this categorization can also be applied to racism, political ideologies, etc)
Brad: "Men are more aggressive on average than women"
Janet: "He that's sexist and saying that women can't be aggressive"
Brad: "No, it's diet sexism"
by PapaNurgz777 May 10, 2023
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oral sexism

Verbal gender discrimination, or, sexism that takes a mouthful
No way -- that's oral sexism!
by 🅰️ October 20, 2025
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anal sexism

That's anal sexism!
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pink sexism

A modern form of sexism disguised as empowerment. It occurs when individuals, organizations, or institutions use “women's empowerment” to claim progressiveness, while they still treat women unfairly, underpay them, or use them for optics.

In pink sexism, the discrimination itself often stems from being selected for such “empowerment” initiatives, as women are made to feel indebted or “lucky” for inclusion, rather than recognized for merit.
"She was hired for a "women's empowerment" project but constantly reminded of how 'lucky' she was to be chosen when speaking up about mistreatment. Classic pink sexism!"
by cairocookie October 29, 2025
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right on sexism

A more honest name for what is often called positive discrimination. Used by those that realise that Positive Discriminaction is an oxymoron discrimination is discrimination no matter which way it swings.

Also has a sibling, Right On Racism.
BBC Radio Woman's Hour presenter complains to the director general about sexism in the BBC. She is a presenter on a program with a gender specific title produced for women by and presented by an all female team but that’s not sexism that’s Right On Sexism.
by Stone in Shoe Bob January 31, 2021
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