cunt scratcher

A short skirt worn by ladies which barely covers their snatch.

See Jenny last night? She had this white cunt scratcher on, I could smell what she had for lunch!

by DAM May 17, 2006

Scruncle

To simultaneously scrunch and crumple something.

When I found out I was adopted I scruncled my birth certificate.

I totally scruncled my car last night

by Shazamole July 31, 2011

chocolate scrunchie

anus, butthole, pooper and the like used mainly in the homosexual comunity.

"ohh check out the stud in the arseless chaps i'd like to ravage his chocolate scrunchie"

by masturvator March 2, 2008

butt scrunchie

Another word for the hole humans poop out of.

"Emily Johnson's butt scrunchie has lost its elasticity due to lots of use"

by YahHans January 13, 2014

Chin Scratcher

1. Something that makes you scratch your chin.
"My beard is a chin scratcher."

2. Something that is puzzling.

"Crafting recipes are chin scratchers"

"That tree is a damn chin scratcher"

by _honest_indian_ March 2, 2015

Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."

Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.

by The Stinker July 14, 2006

scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009