screwed up

A song from Ludacris' recent album:
Chicken -N- Beer

I feel betta than i eva felt before (ah)
Intoxicated but maintainin self control(ahh)
I took a swig I had a jug
Jug-a-lug I'm loud and clear
I had some bud I lit it up and then i made it disappear
Cause my magic tricks are so fabulous the sh*t's hazerdous got ameturs smokin canibus if you mad at this d*mn it then

Fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)

I'm screwed up

by Breyanna January 31, 2004

quest screwed

V.

1. The act of usurping the winning spot of a reality show by doing one great performance while doing not as well as other performers in previous weeks.

2. When an inconsistent or lesser performing individual overshadows a consistently well performing individual because the inconsistent individual recently had a great performance.

Origins: The phrase is inspired by America's Best Dance Crew. Quest Crew were announced the winners though they were not as good as Beat Freakz most of the season. Quest Crew, however, had a better finale routine than Beat Freakz, thus quest screwing Beat Freakz.

1)ABDC

A: I don't get how Beat Freakz lost! They were the best crew for the last five weeks!

B: Well everyone voted for Quest Crew because their last performance was better..

A: They got Quest Screwed, dude.

2) SYTYCD

A: I didn't think Jeanine Mason was going to win.

B: Her last solo was the best, so she quest screwed everyone.

3) I hate it when Rick does nothing for weeks then pulls out a good idea near the end of the project. The boss gets all excited but forgets that I have been doing all the work until now!! He loves quest screwing me in the ass.

by Riri Sa August 5, 2011

ebenezered (screwed)

short term of Ebenezer screwed
which is derived from the character Ebenezer scrooge from the book and film A Christmas Carol.

your ebenezered, that guy whants to kick your ass.
im ebenezered screwed i got work tomorow and im pissed out of my head.

by mad1 April 16, 2005

Screwed the pooch

To have sex with a dog.

Jize Layo screwed the pooch for his new film, "Jize Layo does a dachsund IV"

by Jose Loya September 13, 2005

Mis-screwed

You have a misunderstanding about the situation; Confused.

Everything in my life is so mis-screwed right now, I dont know whether I'm coming or going.

by Shareese Havens February 18, 2009

pretzel screwed

Getting less than half in a split- as in splitting a pretzel withour getting the inner knot. Less than half of any deal. Getting screwed in a divorce.

I lost the house, the dog and the cars in my divorce, I really got pretzel screwed.

by Slydawg May 3, 2006

chopped & screwed

Music that has been adjusted or edited so that grandpa won't feel uncomfortable listening to it. Less bounce per ounce.

There's also a chopped & screwed version so that you people with absolutely no energy can still comfortably attempt to mingle with the angst-ridden youth.

by agentlovelette September 14, 2008