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scratchball

Is the favorite sport of all male office employees, when due to the low volume of work, and the work policies on internet use, the only thing they can do is scratch their crouch, more specifically on the balls area.
Joey: Hey Jay, what are you doing?
Jay: Scratchball
Joey:Oh, so your on emails today...hahaha...
by X405 June 30, 2008
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Scrat Wiler

A person who tends to cause mischief or disorder wherever he/she may go and/or some one who acts like a little bitch all the time in order to get attention.
Guy 1 - "Did you see Topher go into my dorm room and make a huge mess the other day?"

Guy 2 - "Yeah dude he just wanted people to laugh at him."

Guy 1 - "What a fuckin' scrat wiler!"
by TedBroChill November 4, 2009
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Scrape/ Shotgun

Scrape/ Shotgun is a game.

-Vocabulary:

• A "scrape" refers to the action of taking the bottom of your hand and dragging it skin to skin across the back of someone's neck to create a slight burning sensation on their neck due to the friction.
• "Shotgun" refers to the word you must say to prevent being "scraped".

-Rules of the Scrape/ Shotgun:

•When you say or do something that is regarded as dumb, clumsy, forgetful, contradicting, or anything along those lines, a person involved in the game can say "Scrape!", "That's a scrape!", or "Scrape on you!". At that point you accept the "scrape" and allow him to drag his hand across the back of your neck as described above in the vocabulary section.

•HOWEVER, if you say "Shotgun!" before someone calls a "scrape", then you are safe from the scrape and can not receive one for that time.
•If someone calls a "scrape" on you for something that was not a "scrape", then you are allowed to call a scrape on them for incorrect use of the game.
Example 1 of Scrape/ Shotgun -

Me: Have you seen my phone? I've been looking everywhere for it and can't find it for the life of me!

Friend: SCRAPE!! You're holding your phone in your hand.

Me: Fuck. Alright scrape me, let's get it over with.

Example 2- Me: *Drops my phone* Shotgun!

Friend: You're damn lucky you called shotgun before I called scrape. I'll get you next time.
by BDKilla February 8, 2019
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scratchington

someone who likes piss and has they pronouns in bio

probably has blue hares
theyre taking that golden shower like a cuck, what a scratchington
by TNS carry you March 9, 2022
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paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.
Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..
by Paul April 21, 2007
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scratch and sniff

A technique used when pulling a member of the opposite sex before u give head or cunnilingus to find out about their personal hygiene.
'I had a scratch and sniff of her b4 i went down on her'
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scrat-end

the flakey bits of poo that cling to the end of a persons anal hairs.
mate are you coming out? nah mate im cleaning my scrat-end.
by jonto93 June 6, 2009
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