dick scratcher

When you masturbate to hard and your dick splits.

Fuck man I was masturbating way to hard last night and I got a dick scratcher

by skinny puta May 27, 2017

king kong booty scratcher

Someone who continually scratches his Gluteus Maximus to the point that he resembles King Kong.

Hey man, that guy climbing a tree, he's a King Kong booty scratcher

by I Look like Goku September 20, 2015

African booty scratcher

It's a term created by red necks to call any white person out for being ok with black people

(white man and black man greet each other)
Red neck:you better watch out for them niggers
White man:there isn't anything wrong with African Americans
Redneck:GODAMN African booty scratcher!

by №§❨∅ρζ³❛◐✔∪∣⊄∃_⑨¤δ February 27, 2018

scratcher

One who, with the use of a rubber band, applies friction to a playing vinyl record to create a high pitched 'wikky wikky' sound.

Dude, did you catch that house mix at the club on Sat night?
Yeah, that boy is a masta' scratcher

by Rebel P June 26, 2007

African Booty Scratcher

people that love to eat booty and don't know how to stfu and they love to scratch their butts and sniff it after!

ya'll are african booty scratchers lmao.

by papiarmani101 May 23, 2019

Itchy Scratchies

What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.

I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.

by Vegas March 23, 2003

back scratcher

your girlfriend during rough sex.

"Carolina is a back scratcher"
"you must have been working her hard"
"hell yeah man, hell yeah"

by A2K February 20, 2003