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scratch job

The act of attempting to get a man or woman to orgasm by scratching their genitalia with your nails.
"Dude, last night was great. Jessica gave me a scratch job and even though my dick was bleeding, I jizzed all over her face."
by cococrispy37 November 24, 2017
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Scratch Animators 2.0

Scratch Animators 2.0 is a server on discord. Most of the members come from scratch.mit.edu.
by trixhd October 21, 2019
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scratch it

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by comedykun March 4, 2021
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scratch crumbs

The teeny little silvery crumbs that result when you scratching a lottery ticket, phone card, etc.
Hey b'ye git the dust buster and suck up dem scratch crumbs!
by shmoopster August 10, 2014
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Scratch Team

A group from MIT and underpaid Indians that control the entirety of Scratch. They are sensitive man-children that ban a nigga for posting their personal opinion on a political matter (Abortion debate is allowed because why not lul). Criticism of BLM, LGBT, the terrible moderation, mentioning other social media, or using words like 'crap' or 'damn'. You get the point. Since scratch is family friendly, Scratch Team actively pisses on creators and pieces of work that might've took days to make.
New User: I might try this scratch thing to get a head start on programming
Banned User: Don't do that you're gonna waste your time
New User: How come? I've heard scratch is great in my school, alot of people use it
Banned User: Scratch is controlled by a overly sensitive group of manchildren called Scratch Team
New User: Ok and?
Banned User: I got banned for saying the LGBT community has problems that should be fixed
New User: Well, that's just an opinion, not ban worthy
Banned User: They also banned my friend for saying 'Damn' on his own project
New User: What should I do?
Banned User: Use python.
by Yuri Nation July 24, 2022
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scratch back

A person on mexican descent, who was so morbidly obese they could neither hop the border or make the swim. So they were forced to dig under the fence and scratched their back in the process.
who let these fuckin scratch backs in here????
by wendall/scot August 23, 2004
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scratch my balls

To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)
Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls!

Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!
by Baba Sarah July 9, 2007
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