Scratch Hole

When a middle age'd woman scratches at her twat so much that a small see-through hole develops in her panties.

I was looking through my mom's drawers for some ends and I found her stash of Scratch Hole panties.

by Robert G April 14, 2005

scratch.mit.edu

A website supposedly meant for 6-year-olds but is taught in college courses.

Harvard prof: Welcome to Computer Science 301. we'll be learning scratch for the first five weeks
Students: wtf

scratch.mit.edu

by Warden Gentles April 27, 2020

Scratching Teeth

The act in which two individuals make physical contact by scraping their teeth together.

This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.

The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).

It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.

Christian- "Did you hear what Justin did last night?"

Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"

Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."

Dan- "We'll do it live."

by El Capitalist June 2, 2009

black scratch

n. a back scratch given with long acrylic nails.

A: "My back be itchin'"

B: "You need a back scratch?"

A: "Shit, I need a black scratch"

by JRBADBOY October 6, 2009

Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.

Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."

by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010

scrunchie

It could be used as a hair accessory, or as an bracelet. Sometimes a girl will give it to someone special such as her boyfriend or so to indicate that they are dating or he’s taken.

Aw man that cute boy has a scrunchie on, must be from his girlfriend.

by Marleen xc August 14, 2019

Scratching

With the same intention as cutting, except trying to avoid scarring. The scratcher will usually use something sharp to the touch but not pure metal, for example, a bobby pin without the plastic coating or a safety pin as opposed to a knife, scissors, razor, pencil sharpener blade, etc.

It's not cutting, it's scratching.

by ShutDesFuckUp August 29, 2011