Scotland's shame

Derogatory term for Glasgow Rangers F.C.supporters, due to their penchant for rioting and generally sullying the name of Scottish football supporters.

"Did you see Scotland's shame on tv last night rioting in Manchester?

by Moonhowler January 11, 2015

scow

A type of boat of very simple design. Characterized by a flat bottom, tapered up at the bow and stern, with a rectangular plan form. Generally symmetrical in appearance, it may have a rudder at the stern, be of nearly any size and can be powered by just about anything ever used on a boat, from oars to sails to steam and internal combustion engines. Many barges are essentially un-powered scows.

I use my scow to traverse inland lakes and streams.

by wichita October 31, 2008

scotland

An area of largely uninhabitable wasteland to the north of England largely populated by alcoholic gingers.

Young Scotsmen are encouraged to travel to England at an early age to seek their fortune. They can be seen emerging from cardboard boxes at night in all large English cities in order to stumble around picking fights with buildings and asking passers by for money. The English have always described these human waste as beggars but recent research has shown that the money given to them represents around 40% of Scotlands GDP.
Many of the hundreds of Scots who can read and write are angry about having been butt-raped by the English for their oil but the English are now in the process of letting them mop up the last few drops that are left.

Scotsmen traditionally wear a kilt (from the Gaelic meaning "short skirt worn for easy access to the genitals by turd burglars") in order to signify to everyone that they have come out of the closet and are available to pack fudge at a moments notice.
The Scottish practice of playing the bagpipes (originally an English invention for the cleaning of drains) allows the average Scotsman to become competent at giving a blowjob whilst simultaneously giving a hand shandy to two others. A similar behaviour known as tossing the caber involves simulating gay sex with a well endowed man whilst other men in skirts watch.

1st Englishman: What's Scottish, full of shit and depressing?
2nd Englishman: Scotland

by welding monkey November 22, 2011

scoble

California slang meaning "to declare something obvious, and then to announce your own genius in a self-congratulatory tone."

(Etymology: From Fake Steve Jobs, June 8, 2007. Named for Robert Scoble, famous for comments of this nature.)

In June 2007, Robert Cringely <i>scobled it</i> when he said Apple hardware was becoming a media playback platform. He continued, "Remember, you read it here first!"

by Fake Steve Jobs July 8, 2007

Scotland

Scotland is the best country in the world, it has a totaly different education system etc. I am from aberdeenshire ( north east scotland) and in that area we talk a totaly different way than every single place in the world.

"hiya fit like fit yi been up to iday en?" = hello how are you what have you been up to today then?
"och aye i dinna ken aboot at een like min"= yeah, i dont know about that one man.
"moo" = mouth
"fit" = meens what, can also meen foot
"nit"= meens no
"quine"= meens girl
"loon"= meens boy
"mannie"- meens man
"wifie" meens lady
"broch"= fraserburgh
"daken"= i do not know
"dinna kane"= i do not know
"fit yi hink yir deeing?" what do you think you are doing?
"i didna ken that you kint at mannie" = i didnt know that you know that man.
"oot n aboot" out and about
"fit fit fits fit ski?" what foot fits what ski

I could go on forever, but the basic thing is we talk totaly different even from other places in scotland. I think the name of the way we talk is dorich.(not said like dorich but said with a *hhhh* dorichhhh lol)
"at quine across ih road wis spiking aboot at loon fae the broch!"= that girl across the road was speaking about that boy from fraserburgh.

by xStEpH-StUaRtx August 23, 2005

scotland

A nice country which is full of "white settlers" who move to scotland for cheap houses.

Billy Connolly

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

Scotland

Scotland
The Country that’s Above And on Top of England In every respect.
Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them.

Scotland is the country on top

by william the wallace April 18, 2006