Boy-scouting

In a video game, camping at another team's spawn point, usually unsuccessfully.

Man 1: "Harry was doing some real boy-scouting last night on Call of Duty!"
Man 2: "I know, what a jackass."

by SmoothieMan August 29, 2010

Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

talent scouting

When a guy or girl goes somewhere like the movies, fiesta texas, beach, etc & looks for someone to holler at . Somone who looks really attractive & has "talent" such as either a big dick, huge boobs, or big ass.

Bob: "Dammn, that movie was sick foo !"
Cameron: "I know man, but i missed the ending."
Bob: "How ? You were in the movie with me the whole time"
Cameron: "This Brunette-"
Bob: "Ahh c'mon dog, don't tell me some fat chick got in the way."
Cameron: "Fat, ? no. But her boobs got in the way"
Bob: "Talent Scouting again ?"
Cameron: "No, but damnn she was fine as hell B."

by Roni<3 July 5, 2009

Slouching Red Eye Gay

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.

Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.

by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009

scratching

doing something that you dont wanna do, that takes alot of effort, and is hard to do.

To fit into a small car parking spot would be considering scratching.
"I'm scratching to get into this parking spot"

by Suspicious October 27, 2003

scratching

scratching is itching your body ! !!!!! !!

was he scratching?? ??

no one does that to my friend!!!!11!1111?????///

by funky splitter doodle sQuaRed May 13, 2005

Slouching Shit Scribble

A person/person's who takes abnormally long having a bowel movement. Who maybe insulted for having a bent back.

"man, my legs are numb from taking a dump"
"dude, your such a slouching shit scribble"
"aww, thats mest up"

by Blue Eyed Virgins November 20, 2009