A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.
P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox
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Dude: "Man, Snooky was asking a whole bunch of questions she already knew the answer to in class today."
Chick: "Ya, she was really pullin' a Scoma."
Chick: "Ya, she was really pullin' a Scoma."
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Spectator 2: Yah, bounce it like scomo Nadal.
Spectator 2: Yah, bounce it like scomo Nadal.
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Get the Scormon mug.Michael Schumacher, possibly the best driver of our time. He shattered almost all records in one of the fastest motorsport events on the planet, Formula1. Not to mention a great man with a great personality and sportsmanship.
2006, he retired, coming a second place in overall points which is outstanding, this man is simply a legened, in his final race in Formula1 ever he had a puncture which set him back well off 10th position, but worked his way back up to 4th!
This man is nothing less than the greatest driver in Formula1 and probably anything else, and Fernando Alonso will never be as good.
2006, he retired, coming a second place in overall points which is outstanding, this man is simply a legened, in his final race in Formula1 ever he had a puncture which set him back well off 10th position, but worked his way back up to 4th!
This man is nothing less than the greatest driver in Formula1 and probably anything else, and Fernando Alonso will never be as good.
Michael Schumacher is a remarkable man and is a masterpiece when it comes to driving. Michael Schumacher will allways be the best and no fag like Alonso will beat his everlasting title.
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