The Sloping Companion

A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.

Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.

The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.

by illinoishorrorman May 9, 2018

Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

by kagz123 February 24, 2008

scooping her ice cream

When you are really digging a girl/woman you are scooping her ice cream.

Im digging my bitches ice cream!

by Andrew April 21, 2004

Scoring Like Mad

Using the verb to score ie. french-kiss, Scoring like mad is a passionate embrace or episode of french-kissing. Usually deemed to be drink-fuelled and in a nightclub environment.

Look! those two over there are scoring like mad!

by scoring like mad May 15, 2010

scoring eagle

A plan/code for guys getting laid

Cole told his friends that scoring eagle is in effect. They high five

by C_Wice November 25, 2015

Scooping em

when you beat someones ass so hard you scoop them as their lying on the ground (football celebration dance)

yo Arons scooping em

by Silver_lightning July 10, 2016

scooping grapes

Usually used in the term "I'll scoop those grapes" or "Do you want me to scoop your grapes?", basically means that person wants to proceed into sexual activities, if they say it in a provocative manor but if he/she is angry, they're using it to say " aye fam, you're coming at me disrespectfully and I'm about to patch you up real quick" aka fighting. Be careful if someone wants to scoop your grapes, it could be 50/50 chance on how they mean it.

Scooping grapes-
"Bro I'd scoop those grapes"
"Come at me like that one more time and I'm gonna scoop your grapes"
"She's already had those grapes scooped fam"
"Y'all wanna go scoop some grapes tonight ?"

by Jayrodrick May 29, 2016