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kirby shooting

When a woman gets a cream pie then the guy sucks all the cum out. Then blows it back into her ass.
Omg! I cant to wait to give that hot slut her first kirby shooting of cum in her was.
by Satan Tonio texas cowboy July 25, 2016
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Laundry Shooting

Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.
Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.

Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.
by AlyB December 2, 2019
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Drive by shooting

When a man shoots his load on an unsuspecting bystander and then nonchalantly moves on.
Mark: what's that stuff on this guys' back?

Nick: I think he's the victim of a drive by shooting.
by Noronha March 6, 2016
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school shooting

Yet another reason why "gun-free" zones don't work.
"There was another school shooting! Guns should be banned from school!"

"Weapons are already banned from school. Maybe if they weren't, students could DEFEND THEMSELVES"
by samj241 May 16, 2006
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shooting your shot

Sliding in the DM's, trying to signal that you want tk hook up.
She rated me a ten and used heart emojis, so I asked, "Are you shooting your shot?"
by KinkyVill November 20, 2016
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Shooting The Poodle

Shooting The Poodle is a Yorkshire slang term for the female period.
The term is a metaphor comparing the absorption of period blood into the tampon with the absorption of blood into a poodles white fur as if the dog had been shot.
Kirsty's bad mood and quick temper was clearly a symptom of her poodle shooting!

Jess was late to work because she had sex while shooting the poodle, it was a messy affair.
by poodleshooter January 10, 2009
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