sticky seconds

Referring to when a guy has sex with a woman, following another man have sex/ejaculating in her

James and bill decided to share a girl, bill had her first, and James went after, as he liked his sticky seconds.

by ulsterphil August 17, 2015

two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay

by ohhistevie May 23, 2018

5 Seconds of Direction

5 Seconds of Direction is 9 guys consisting of One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer. They toured together for One Direction's Take Me Home and Where We Are tour. These 9 boys are the reason that millions of fangirls had could not function properly and have major fangirl moments. But now these fangirls are hoping these 9 boys collab and go on tour again.

These boys, 5 seconds of direction, saved our lives.

by Luna_1d_soml October 30, 2019

two seconds (bro)

the act one gives when wanting you to chill out either becuase you want to go or him to shut up when he is telling a gay story he wants to keep saying

ramzy, hury the fuck up lets go

two seconds bro

shut the fuck up and get in the car.

by GTS February 27, 2004

stinky seconds

Using a toilet or lavatory immediately after someone has completed making a bowel movement. The second person must then suffer the stench left by the previous tenet.

Bill beat me to the bathroom, so I had to take stinky seconds.

by Miyako December 30, 2008

destroyed in seconds

a show on the science channel (although it was originally on the discovery channel) about things going horifically wrong, as told through archive footage from camcorders and security cams and the likes. the show is hosted and narrated by ron pitts, who has the easiest job in the world (give in intro and an enthuthiastic narration of an explosion).
regular events on the show:
explosions
speed boat wrecks
car/motorcycle crashes
stunts gone wrong
solid show that provides good bursts of half hour entertainment.

I was flipping through the channels the other day and came across an awesome explosion. Intruiged, I stayed on the channel, and heard the enthuthiastic narration of Ron Pitts, confirming that this was, in fact, Destroyed in Seconds. I watched for the next twenty minutes, intruiged by the premise of destruction.

by wpk914 November 8, 2010

30 Seconds To Mars

Jared, Shannon and Tomo. 3 of the most amazing men in the world. they make you believe, there music changes you. makes you think differently of life. there music is theory mixed with reality of the power that truth holds. once you join you never go back. yes it is a cult.

you will forever be echelon..

30 seconds to mars has the most amazing music in the world

by i_am_echelon September 11, 2011