granny schedule

the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. Thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.

Damn foo! I'm so tired, I didn't go to sleep last night because I want to go on granny schedule!

by Ben Robot July 2, 2008

Scheisseporn

A term for German scat porn.

Dude, you gotta see this Scheisseporn video I got from Munich today! This German chick named Inga takes 90 minutes of guys taking dumps on her face!

by Uberfart November 15, 2005

Scheiße

A German cuss word meaning shit.
Also used to express astonishment.

Heilige Scheiße! = Holy shit!

by Snoo October 1, 2005

schaivo

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): schai·vo; schai·vo·ed;

1: To incapacitate someone.
2: To deprived of food and/or water.
3: FUBAR

1: Don't mess with me, dude. I'll schaivo you.
2: Pull over. I'm schavoed.
3: Dude, she's schaivoed.

by GreenMonter April 15, 2005

don't base your schedule around me

The cockiest thing someone can say.

Person 1: Hey, wanna play some basketball tomorrow?
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^

by bdson1993 October 30, 2009

Scheck

adj. describing ones state of confusion about how much weed just got stole from them.

Man i just got my shit broke in to, what the scheck happened?

by JhoodY February 9, 2008

schecher

A ruit/beer pong psycheout tactic whereby a member of the defending team places a tab of a beer can or bottle top on the table in front of the cups, preventing the shooting team from being able to sink a cup.

Example 1:
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.

Example 2:
person 2: balls back!
person 1: you're not making any more cups.
person 2: why's that?
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.

by shpam 4 January 14, 2010