Schmolocked

that you, someone else, or an object is fucked. Drunk or just generally fucked. A mixture of bollocks and shit and fucked

I am so fucking schmolocked shouldn’t of drank those last couple shots

by Kpat June 1, 2018

scemen

(see-men)
A cross between scene, and a big sweaty pile of men. Used to describe "scene" kids you hate so much you think they should be associated with big sweaty piles of men.

That kid is just dripping with scemen.

by nozno June 12, 2006

schmommy

a mommy that might be a man....

dude im confused is that a schmommy?

by pig face joe July 18, 2007

SchmoeMo

Ridicule, sarcastic dig by use of slow, overly articulated words with pauses between each word.
Aimed at socially inept dolts that just don't get it!
Much like: "read my lips".

"Let me repeat that for you in SchmoeMo": Get lost loser!

by rockmankelly September 4, 2006

Scamo'd

Being short; grimy; one who Is naturally dirty ; one who smokes but never smokes out people ; and or one who is self centered all about himself.

He drank my drank and smoked my smoke and didn't throw shit on it! I've been scamo'd.

by Feelgrizzle January 12, 2012

schmockabsorber

A hooker in Haifa.

I picked up a rash from that schmockabsorber I banged last night.

by Koos January 4, 2004

schemozzle

an ugly mess that is confusing.

The as-built markup on this drawing is a schemozzle.

by ChrisWu August 25, 2008