sceeved

Creeped out to the point that your skin crawls.

Since my dad told me I was conceived to Stay Up Late I can't listen to it without getting sceeved out.

by Pane Simlaw April 14, 2008

speef

noun: a person who steals spoons. Also known as a spoon thief.

T: "OMG I accidently took 16 spoons!"
M: "You speef!"

by SPEEFSUNITED April 27, 2011

seef

Means,"see if". It is southern slang but is better than "see if" because it doesn't take as long to say it.

I a go seef he says yes.

by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

Sneef

The rapid vaginal intake, and expulsion of gas. The pussy sneeze. Similar to queef.

Cover your twat when you sneef, ho!

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

Scenefucker

A guy or girl who participates in a particular scene/fashion cult/band worship in order to have sexual intercourse with the other members of that scene or social group.

You know the girl that maintains flirtatious relationships with many guys, and that you know has had sex with several guys who maintain flirtatious relationships with all the girls and is the first to approach new girls? Those are the scenefuckers.

by orgonebox June 11, 2006

skeef

to steal somethin from someone.. such as a carey rat or hobbit

i skeefed some potato chips from bilbo's hut.

by ajfdkjfakdfjk March 8, 2005

screff

A screff is a derogatory term for a person who lacks self awareness. This is a necessary but not sufficient condition for being a screff. Unfortunately, this is a fairly loose family of meaning (à la Wittgenstein). Being a screff is indicative of being oblivious to one's conditions, unclear thinking, a reluctance to accept the use of logic in argument, participating in one's own oppression, liking inane pop culture, not realising the effect that ones ideology and action will have on other people and a reluctance to look for deeper meanings than the immediately obvious. It is also secondarily used to denote members of an underclass who have been failed by society and as such have adopted some or all of the above traits.

Derivatives: (adj.) screffy

Simon Cowell
Alan Sugar
Jermaine Jenas
Katie Price
Cheryl Cole
Horne and Corden
Jeremy Clarkson

"Why are you acting like a screff, don't you realise what this means?"

(excl.) "SCREFF!"

by The_Hess October 31, 2010