Scarface

Born in 1970, Brad Jordan aka Scarface is best known for his work with Tupac Shakur for the song Smile from the album The Untouchable, which peaked number one album in 1997 and also went Platinum. It's Scarface featuring Tupac. The Video for the song is one of the proofs that Tupac is still alive. Scarface is also known to have worked with the Geto Boys.

Scarface, Smile on me, just smile on.

by Faizan August 7, 2007

Scaffolder

Professionals in the ancient art of erecting, modifying and removing scaffolding. Often referred to as erection specialists and are known for their strong work ethic. Their role on the job site is extremely critical to the project, as almost everyone uses the temporary structures they build. They do dangerous work so other trades don’t have to. Not only is their job hazardous, but it is also loud, sweaty and dirty, which also describes what they’re known for being like in the bedroom.

When they’re not being super badass construction workers or making babies, their hobbies include; getting tattoos, breaking the law, shooting guns, befriending strippers, buying drinks for everyone, hitting on your spouse, indulging in virtually every vice known to man, and occasionally failing breathalyzer tests.

“Ever since Diesel got a job as a scaffolder he became the most badass dude on the planet.”

- Diesel’s friend

“That scaffolder is the hardest working son of a bitch I’ve ever met.”
- Every other tradesperson

“I want to be a scaffolder but I just straight up don’t have the balls to do it.”
- Some guy watching people build scaffolding

“Every time I see that guy he’s drunk and high.”
“Yeah, he’s a scaffolder.”
“Oh, okay. That explains it.”
- Two observant bar patrons

“I fucking hate those guys. My wife left me for a scaffolder.”
- An Electrician

“Are you afraid of heights?”
- Foreman
“Nah, bro. Heights are afraid of me.”
- Journeyman Scaffolder

by Hand Grenade August 29, 2019

scarfing

The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. Not neccessarily done during masturbation, this can be more safe/fun with a partner.

erotic asphyxiation
Also known as asphyxiophilia, breath control play, or scarfing.

by Vladzilla January 12, 2007

scapefart

noun - someone who has been blamed for another person's flatulence; verb - the act of blaming someone for the another's flatulence.

Bob passed gas and left the room quickly, leaving Mary to be his scapefart.

Bob! That was the last straw! You scapefarted me in front of the guests! I'm leaving you!

by Michael Lark November 4, 2008

scafiding

selfishly refuse to share, to keep for yourself ,hog, an item or object.

Look at Joe,scafiding that lone ashtray, while six others use a paper cup with water in it!

by shewhoshantbenamed November 20, 2010

Scarface Delusion

The strange and sad phenomena that every currently or formerly drug-addled chav, wankster, or kid in treatment/NA that ever sold a couple of dubs of schwag to his buddies seems to be affected by; that he was some major drug dealer or big player in the game of his (usually hick) town.

My kid brother seems to think that because he sold a few of his classmates some of his ritalin he's now Tony Montana. He's obviously suffering from the Scarface Delusion.

by uncarvedblock89 March 3, 2011

scarf pubes

the visible fringe of a scarf worn beneath a coat such that the fringe sticks out below the bottom of the coat, often covering the wearer's crotch

At first I thought he had dyed his happy trail purple, but then I realised it was just his scarf pubes hanging below his jacket

by Brain In A Vat March 1, 2014