noun - someone who has been blamed for another person's flatulence; verb - the act of blaming someone for the another's flatulence.
Bob passed gas and left the room quickly, leaving Mary to be his scapefart.
Bob! That was the last straw! You scapefarted me in front of the guests! I'm leaving you!
Bob! That was the last straw! You scapefarted me in front of the guests! I'm leaving you!
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Person 2: Yea, dude, I know, it's totally a scaherfart car, but I'm too broke to buy a new one.
Person 2: Yea, dude, I know, it's totally a scaherfart car, but I'm too broke to buy a new one.
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Revolving door-rapid turnover of employees in a Corporate atmosphere, exhibiting utmost incompetence in the capacities of the CEO- Turtle Post by giving the boot instead of accepting his/ her fumbles. Allegory to a fusilade of rapid mortar firee.g Gatling gun behavior.
The CEO was so incompetent that her internal remedial demeanor was constant Scapegatling on the best personnel she had.
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Person 2: No, it was the cat.
Person 1: Are you scapecatting?
Person 2: Yes....
Person 2: No, it was the cat.
Person 1: Are you scapecatting?
Person 2: Yes....
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Get the scapecat mug.When a italian-american expels gas in such a way that it lets of a aroma of pepperoni and meatballs. Almost as if you get a taste of Tuscany, if Tuscany were made of shit bricks.
by 15894 November 7, 2010
Get the scalfart mug.(noun) a flatus expelled through the anus that delivers a sharp blow or smack, as if by an open hand or something flat. And smelly.
(Verb) to strike sharply with an odor not of this world so as to render your opponent, frat brother or wife dazed.
Incorrect Uses: verb stating that someone was slapped in the face so hard that gas was released. That would be a slap-fart, not a slapfart.
(Verb) to strike sharply with an odor not of this world so as to render your opponent, frat brother or wife dazed.
Incorrect Uses: verb stating that someone was slapped in the face so hard that gas was released. That would be a slap-fart, not a slapfart.
Dear God! That slapfart you just ripped left a red mark on my face and nearly gave me whiplash.
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