Saturday Sally

A little sissyboy SJW. Often doesn't realize how neanderthalic they truly are.

Boris: Who is that fuccboi waving that sign around, not responding to the press?
Joe: That's an NFL player, acting like a Saturday Sally. Literally nothing stands in his way of being an absolute bitch of a man, and that's just goddamn sad. You up for pizza?
Boris: Hell yeah man, yeah fuck that Saturday Sally! Let's get some bacon covered goodness!

by SmearedCumYumYum June 13, 2018

saturday night fish fry

A large party on a saturday night in New Orleans where they fry fish as the name suggests.

usually illegal

If you're a cook or a good musician, you can get into a saturday night fish fry for free.

by thy holy bruh man September 19, 2019

Saturday Lunch

The act of Circumcision when a Rabbi upon cutting off the baby's foreskin with his teeth, consumes said foreskin by sucking on the baby's penis in a circular motion followed by a $30 dollar fee. Only available on Saturdays at the local synagogue.

Rabbi Epstein: *Begins using scissors to cut the boy*
Rabbi Shekelstein: Oy vey Rabbi don't use the scissors your going to give that boy a bagel just use the old Saturday Lunch method.
Rabbi Epstein: You're right Rabbi! *Proceeds in the Saturday lunch method*

by TheCheff March 5, 2020

bastard saturday

Any Sunday night that falls before a Monday holiday. The Wednesday before thanksgiving is bastard Friday. The Fourth of July can cause various illegitimate weekend days.

In the case of a Monday holiday. The Sunday night before becomes an illegitimate non work night. Or bastard Saturday.

by Pummill December 5, 2018

spanish girl saturday

just like white girl wednesday but this for spanish bitches 😈

hey did u remember it’s spanish girl saturday?

by cloutlis October 16, 2019

Big Sad Saturday

A sad feeling felt on Saturday night, where you feel like you should be out having fun and making memories but instead you are stuck at home doing nothing. Big Sad Saturday's make you feel stuck with thr choice of wanting to go out despite nothing to do or nowhere to go, or be bored at home even though you don't feel like watching a movie or doing anything.

"Hey Ralph, how was your weekend?"
"Sunday was nice. Unfortunately, I had a Big Sad Saturday."

by Absurd_Alfred April 22, 2023

Saturday Pants

Another term used that has the same meaning as pajama pants or bottoms.

It was quite nippy so i put on a pair of saturday pants before i went to bed.

by saturdaypants August 1, 2010