J-strap

A condition in which one is prone to unleash calculated verbal attacks on unsuspecting persons within ones vicinity.

Shit man, you had better watch out. He's totally J-strappin'.

by Snausage April 1, 2005

Strapper

Loser, scrub, not cool, busted, dumb ass, u can use it to desribe anyone not up to your standards

This guy? What a strapper

Yea, hes a real strap

by Jenny February 9, 2005

Strap hammer

The process by which a gentleman that is lacking in the penis department straps on a large rubber penis to give his partner a better bang.

Dave put a strap hammer on his 3 inch willy to give Maria some anal destruction.

by Mikey O God of Love July 22, 2006

National bra strap bracelet day

Where girl friends give their boyfriends a bra strap bracelet

Hey babe happy national bra strap bracelet day can I have thys bra strap made out of thys bracelet

Yes you can

by la real 1 August 8, 2022

strap monkey

train or subway commuter; usually used in a pejorative sense.

Just look at the blank faces on the strap monkeys. Poor swine condemned to suffer the indignities of London Underground day after day...

by hierophant January 19, 2006

Straponese

The Lesbian Nationality

Woman 1: Did you see that lady? She looked like a total Dyke!

Woman 2: Yeah I know, she's Straponese.

by Lick O'Lot Opuss December 23, 2009

Chocolate Chin Strap

A Chocolate Chin Strap is like a Blumpkin for a girl. The male applies the mouth to the females vagina. Once there he starts eating her out while, the female is taking a shit. Once this action starts her shit then leaves a tiny chin strap appearance on your face.

"Dude whats that brown stuff on your face?" tom says.

"Not much man just my Chocolate Chin Strap, from my girlfriend!" john says.

"Damn that bitch is sick and so are you!" tom says.

"w.e man Chocolate Chin Straps rock!" john says.

by eatem all out May 28, 2010