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Soundblast

To Soundblast is to urinate, pee.
cumforted: I HAVEN'T SOUNDBLASTED IN AGES

HiHi Kappa Titans: I JUST DRANK A BUTTLOAD OF COKE SO NOW I HAVE TO SOUNDBLAST SO BAD.
by HiHi <3 June 23, 2008
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soundblaster

soundblaster is a line of soundcards from creative labs that have a history of crappy drivers. Now, there cards install and work well. The sound quality blows away the onboard realtek junk.
I got a soundblaster X-fi xtremegamer hooked up to 5.1 channel surround sound. Before, I had onboard realtek junk hooked up to stereo speakers!
by shnizel June 17, 2008
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Sandcastled

Verb: When a Runscape warlord takes lead and completely destroys your carefully sculpted pile, reducing it to 30 options spread across the face of the wilderness within a few minutes.
Tiffany just sandcastled us again...
by arma150 October 19, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of violently ejaculating on a Japanese hooker.
Conan's use of the Tokyo Sandblaster was an inspiration to us all.
by Conan lover 2 November 11, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is when you have diarrhea and you put your ass up to your partner's face and blast away causing them to squint and look Asian. First heard of this on the new Conan O'Brien show.
John got too close to Jane's butt when she had diarrhea. She let it spray all over his face, making him squint, giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by ogMooseKnuckle November 13, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act where a Asian woman pours sand or another gritty material on a man's ass crack and then proceeds to sodomize him with a strap-on dildo, slapping and scratching him on the back. Origin: Conan's second TBS show.
Dude 1: Why you walking so funny?
Dude 2: Oh man, had a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Dude 1: Alright! (high fives)
by roll here eggo November 11, 2010
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Soundblaster

A generally overpraised and overpriced sound card that dies after a week if your lucky enough to get it to install properly.
Jhon: ( Static )
Tim: "Still no sound man"
Jhon: (Static)
Tim: "I think its Time for the third SoundBlaster this month man"
by Shrader July 27, 2006
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