samellies

three hot and sexy bitches

Bob: HEY Look at those Samellies walking down the street,
Dave: Oh fo sho! Aren't they some hot and sexy eye candy.

by Esther and Marge March 27, 2008

Same Dog Washed

Two alternatives meaning the same thing.

Daz: I cant decide if I should wear my Pink Floyd or Dire Straits T-Shirt this Friday night.

Shaz: You'll look a cunt either way mate, "same dog washed".

by shazthered May 30, 2018

Same head

same head is slang for a person with Down syndrome, on account of all their heads appearing to be the same.

“Oh, here we go again Robbie, look at the state of these same head cunts.”

Or~

“Why, I say Robbie don’t those two spastics appear to have the same head.

“Yes Ollie, they are same heads.”

by Hairyswan August 3, 2018

Same shit, bigger pile

Used to infer that life hasn't changed much, except to get slightly worse.

"How's it going, Joe?"
"Same shit, bigger pile. You?"

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

sameemed

Verb. Pronounced: Sah^-meem-d

To exagerate a story by approximately 33% for the entertainment of the storyteller.

he totally sameemed it when he told me he made out with three girls last night.

Dean Cain killed himself last night? Stop sameeming that shit!

by Riffjob January 11, 2009

Same

A fucking annoying ass phrase that my boyfriend responses with to literally every single thing I say and every time he/someone uses it, makes me want to tackle them, claw their eyes out, rip their tongue out and smash their head against the ground till the bleed out.

Person 1: you wanna go and get some food?
Person 2: same.
Person 1:.......ill fucking murder you one day!

by BabySpinach March 23, 2017

Sameer

The name of n amazing man that knows what true love really is. He knows how to treat a girl. He's gentle, sweet, caring, and beyond handsome. Together, he and I can make time stop only seeing each other in our eyes. The most loveable guy anyone will ever meet <3

I love my Boyfriend Sameer <3

by SNSNSN February 20, 2010