by between2brandons May 02, 2011
(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.
(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.
(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.
(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!
(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!
(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!
by Captainemo April 27, 2013
What great gramps used to make you after a hard day's work , two slices of bread (of your lucky ) and one slice of bolagna
by Mohawkvalleyman November 15, 2017
When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.
by Things wrong about Ohio October 30, 2023
When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.
by Things wrong about Ohio October 30, 2023
The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.
by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair April 16, 2016
Aye Sammich get your butt on the line and give me 5 down and backs before you run until your feet are apart of the ground.
by trumphater77 March 01, 2018