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Turkey Sammich

Splitting her butt cheeks apart, slathering mayonnaise up and down her crack, adding turkey, lettuce and tomatoes- then proceeding to chow down on your delicious sammich between the best buns.
I came home, grabbed m girl and made her a turkey sammich.
by El Pedro. Bendejo March 30, 2024
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Beef curtain sammich

Amie’s step sister’s stretched out, wrecked, collapsed, baseball bat storage compartment.
by Friend of a fiend January 14, 2019
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Sammich

How fat chics say “sandwich”.
Fat bitch: hurr where’s ma sammich
by cool and awesome girl January 18, 2021
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Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.
(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!
by Captainemo April 27, 2013
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nub sammich

A nub who hangs with his nub friends and gets owned in every game he plays and his friend pretend to own.
Kody hangs with all his nub friends so closely.
other guy: Yeah that kody is such a nub sammich
by Graww of Tyria October 18, 2008
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sammich

A burger is essentially a sammich that consists of two pieces of dinner roll and a beef patty in between.
by Emotional Cruiser October 20, 2025
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mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.
Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.
by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024
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