SARCASM

A faked orgasm. Used when a woman thinks her lover's style is TOTALLY lame.

Monica: "So you and John fucked? How was it?"
Sue: "I threw a SARCASM at him to get it over with... that dude SUCKS in the sack!"

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

sarcasm

A funny way of making people look like idiots. (But isn't that always funny?)

You: (insert phrase with sarcasm here)
Friend: Really?
You: No. (give Friend a cold stare and walk away...)

by libmag July 23, 2010

dripping sarcasm

Sarcasm that is so obvious that it "overflows" the sarcasm bowl, hence dripping.

The feds didn't process the dripping sarcasm in Jake's pro-Terrorism speech and he got 40 years in prison for it.

by dds98 January 16, 2010

sarcasm

The lowest form of wit. Normally the funniest too.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Sarcasmaster

(Sar-kaz-master) One who is a master of sarcasm!

--I just got a French Vanilla coffee!
-Good for you! We should throw a party!
--Really?
-Fuck off, I'm a sarcasmaster!
--What's that mean?
-Look it up on UrbanDictionary.com, fat-ass!

by C-Rock113 January 7, 2009

Italic sarcasm

using caps or italics to indicate heavy sarcasm on instant messenger. When used in person, a high pitched voice and excessive head nodding is used to denote the intended italic sarcasm.

NcStateMark: Dude you're such a loser shutup.
Bosoxfanatic220: Mark. HAS FRIENDS.
NcStateMark: NOT RACIST.
Bosoxfanatci220: TALL.
NcStateMark: GOOD USE OF ITALIC SARCASM.

by Sawyer April 27, 2006

texting sarcasm

A notation used to signal the use of sarcasm in a text, instant, or various mobile device message. Often used to eliminate confusion and arguments caused by texting misinterpretations.

The generally accepted practice includes adding an "s" directly following or close to the ending punctuation of the message.

"This rush hour traffic is the best.s"
"I would have done her too if I was in your situation. S"
"Sweet sweater vest there chief! s"

".s", ". S", and " s" all denote texting sarcasm.

by Chi cityJT August 26, 2009