captain america swirly

to put a woman on her knees spinning and blowing five animals with a american flag on the back

i was at the zoo and a woman was giving five animals a captain america swirly with a cape on her back smfh

by whyamiscaredofwhites September 15, 2022

swirly puff nap

the sexual act of grabbing and pulling on ones hair while releasing semen onto their face and smacking their chin with your balls

girl: "damn my boyfriend gave me a swirly puff nap last night and it was amazing"

by ladida betchez November 13, 2009

Louisiana Swirly Tube

Sticking a dildo on top of a drill, with the drill at it's highest rotation velocity.

Rebecca, I just tried a Louisiana Swirly Tube -- it was awesome!

by rectified123 October 20, 2017

Cass lake swirly

When a ho dances on your boat and you dunk her in the lake.

Lea told the girl to stop twerking on her boat, and then gave her a Cass lake swirly

by House wife of Cass lake September 6, 2021

blond chunk swirly

for this to happen you need a bathroom, uncontrollable shits and a blond girlfriend
after shitting close the toilet lid ,engage in sex (unannounced) lift the toilet seat flip her over putting her head in the bowl of shit and flush...if quick enough piss down the back to gain extra points

hey i gave lou-ann a blond chunk swirly, after hanks bad chili

by capt. syphilisis August 24, 2008

swirliful

(n)meaning full of swirls, curly queues etc.

that wrapping paper is so swirliful!

by laredo national bank May 3, 2008

Swirly Vortex

When you forget to do an easy assignment that ends up being worth almost an entire grade; The swirly vortex of zero

Nick! did you do your homework?
"nick" Nah, it was only worth like 5 points
"teacher" actually, class; that was your assessment for the week. it's worth 300 points.
*Everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air*
OWNED BY THE SWIRLY VORTEX

by Elijahhhhhhhhhhhh October 25, 2008