Todd's Way

A method of location divining, whereby the desire to arrive at Point B is reached by driving from Point A, to Point Q, then Point X, followed by a Left turn at Albaquerque, and crossing the Kinvad Bridge, which spans the distance between heaven and Earth, before finally arriving at Point B.

I was starving for Lupe's Hot Tamales, so I took Todd's Way to get there.

by Paula Sue Monkeypants September 25, 2014

Patrick Swayze Saturday

When you get off work on monday so you party it up on sunday like i was still saturday.

"Hey Utah, you aint goin' to work tomorrow, so lets via con dios and rage this Patrick Swayze Saturday."

by snaxxx September 19, 2009

Swayzonked

Like the itis, but for intense tiredness/fatigue after over-dancing rather than over-eating

Wow, all that dancing made me swayzonked!

I hope I don’t catch the swayzonk at the party tonight!

by serenityadams December 23, 2018

Shady Swayze

The Shady Swazye is a sexual act in which, immediately after a man orgasms, he lifts his partner high over his head, states "I've had the time of my life" and then proceeds to throw his partner as far as possible.

She was so light, when I gave her the Shady Swayze I threw her out the window.

by Board of Directors November 10, 2010

Lombard’s Way

Strategy. When offered two or more reasonable and practical approaches to a challenge, “Lombard’s Way” would be to strategically choose a third, unreasonable or impractical response. (Orig. from J. M. Lombard’s seminal work: Spear warfare in the age of tanks”)

Wing Man: “Dude, she is totally checking you out.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 13, 2019

Brew Swayin'

also "Bruce Wayne". A guy who starts swayin' and stumblin' after a couple of brewskis.

BUBBA: Let's take Jack to the bar tonight.

PHIL: No way, Brew Swayin'.

BUBBA: Yeah, I know, it'll be a laugh man!

by Bar Bareraw May 31, 2006

swayt

Alternate pronunciation of the word 'sweet' as introduced in South Park season 19.

“Congrats. Here’s your Oakleys.”

“Oh wow. Oakleys! Oh yeah bro, these are swayt.”

by breptile September 13, 2016